I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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