is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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