I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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