his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
