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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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