what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize
