like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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