Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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