he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The Olympian is in my bed
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Randomize
