dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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