I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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