if i can run in heels then i can drive
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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