with your own penis?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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