he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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