if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
