Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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