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(503): View more from Oregon

never play flip cup with pint glasses

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(309): View more from Illinois

She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.

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(517): View more from Michigan

My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.

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(406): View more from Montana

Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink

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(904): View more from Florida

I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.

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