Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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