Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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