this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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