I need help removing her.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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