The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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