well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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