Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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