Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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