I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i permit you to call me
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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