I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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