no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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