I cockslap morals
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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