the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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