Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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