I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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