There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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