this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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