i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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