uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
