nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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