why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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