great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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