thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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