I need help removing her.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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