You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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