We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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