Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while Iām driving down the highway
At least Iām an āessential employeeā and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesnāt ask why Iām essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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