i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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