Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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