Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
This house was built for laser tag.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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