On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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