We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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