i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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