It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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