Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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