shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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