Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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