i need an iv and a liver transplant
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I think i got beer on your cat.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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