Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i dont even know how to be here
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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