i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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