Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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