Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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